There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
--Don Herold – American Writer 1889-1966

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
--Mae West – American Actress 1893-1980

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
--Larry David – American Actor Born 1947

Fortunately, it doesn't seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I'm as bald as a billiard ball!
--James Taylor – American Musician Born 1948

I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?
--Joe Cocker – English Musician Born 1944

I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't. And it's just not - there is no equality there.
--Connie Chung – American Journalist Born 1946

I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I was in my early 30's. Most of the people who wrote that who thought they were younger than me are now bald and wrinkled.
--Jack Nicholson – American Actor Born 1937

I've played heavies for years and years and years. I was bald. I came to Hollywood. I did a play about junk. I was a pusher, so I played pushers for years and years and years. I did war movies and things like that.
--Gavin MacLeod – American Actor Born 1930

We're all born bald, baby.
--Telly Savalas – American Actor 1924-1994

Women love a self-confident bald man.
--Larry David – American Actor Born 1947

You don't find me too bald, do you? Old, and bald, and with a belly?
--Julio Iglesias – American Musician Born 1943⁶